Hanszen Mardi Gras

Everyone knows that the only reason to arrive early to Hanszen College's annual Mardi Gras party is to stake out a prime piece of real estate for the midnight strip show. With $150 on the line, a lot of drunk chicks will literally jump out of their clothes in front of a crowd of raucous, drunk guys, of which I am annually a part. This year's show takes the metaphorical cake, hands down. First of all, there were about an equal number of dudes and gals, a vast improvement over previous years' sausage fests. Secondly, the chicks were smokin'! Thongs, lacy panties, and lots of ass-shaking made for an entertaining hour. However, leave it to a guy to perform the most idiotic display of the evening: stage diving while wearing tighty whities. It goes without saying that no one was willing to catch the bloke, and he landed hard on the tile floor of the Hanszen commons. A good time was had by all, and now I can go to bed with a pleasantly spinning head thanks to the private party's kegerator. 11 hours 'til the Iggles pound the Cleveland Browns. Yee-ha!

Music of the Moment: Dropkick Murphy's "Fields of Athenry"