Seein' Green
The Philadelphia Eagles DOMINATED the Dallas Cowboys on national TV tonight, 49-21. I am so happy right now. I don't know what was better: Lito Sheppard's 101-yard interception return for a touchdown, Terrell Owens' 3 touchdown catches and mocking of the Cowboy star in the endzone, an Iggles defender ripping the ball right out of the hands of the Dallas running back mid-stride, or Donovan McNabb's record-setting phenomenal play. McNabb went back to pass, wriggled his way out of a sack, ran all the way across the field, dodged another defender, ran all the way back across to the other side of the field, and then threw on the run to complete a beautiful 60-yard pass to Todd Pinkston. He caught it. The play was a record in terms of length of time from the start of the play until McNabb made the pass: 14.1 seconds. That is incredible. Furthermore, the receiver on the play ran a total of 106 yards all over the field during McNabb's scramble in order to be open for the eventual pass. Completely amazing. You are reading the blog of one frickin' happy Eagles fan right now.
You're also reading the blog of one majorly pissed off American. Want proof that our military is comprised of a bunch of sick, disgusting, juvenile-delinquent, satanic assholes? In Fallujah, a group of marines left 5 wounded insurgents in a mosque following a street battle. They returned the next day and executed one of the UNARMED, WOUNDED rebels. Too bad there was an imbedded reporter in their division, and the video of this brutal execution was broadcast by all the major news networks this evening. Didn't see the tape? Here is a description:
Gunshots are heard and a commander asks two soldiers who are leaving the mosque, "Did you shoot them?" "Roger that, sir," one of the men replied."Were they armed?" the lieutenant asked. The other Marine shrugged. Then inside the mosque, several wounded and bloodied insurgents can be seen lying on the ground. A Marine approaches one of the men in the mosque saying, "He's fucking faking he's dead. He's faking he's fucking dead." The Marine raises his rifle and fires into the apparently wounded man's head, at which point a companion says, "Well, he's dead now."
And people wonder why a man set himself on fire in front of the White House today. IT'S TO PROTEST SHIT LIKE THIS.
In other news, a study has found that low-fat diets seem to work better than low-carb plans at keeping weight off long term. Well no shit, Sherlock.
Music of the Moment: "Fly Eagles Fly" by the Eagles Pep Band
You're also reading the blog of one majorly pissed off American. Want proof that our military is comprised of a bunch of sick, disgusting, juvenile-delinquent, satanic assholes? In Fallujah, a group of marines left 5 wounded insurgents in a mosque following a street battle. They returned the next day and executed one of the UNARMED, WOUNDED rebels. Too bad there was an imbedded reporter in their division, and the video of this brutal execution was broadcast by all the major news networks this evening. Didn't see the tape? Here is a description:
Gunshots are heard and a commander asks two soldiers who are leaving the mosque, "Did you shoot them?" "Roger that, sir," one of the men replied."Were they armed?" the lieutenant asked. The other Marine shrugged. Then inside the mosque, several wounded and bloodied insurgents can be seen lying on the ground. A Marine approaches one of the men in the mosque saying, "He's fucking faking he's dead. He's faking he's fucking dead." The Marine raises his rifle and fires into the apparently wounded man's head, at which point a companion says, "Well, he's dead now."
And people wonder why a man set himself on fire in front of the White House today. IT'S TO PROTEST SHIT LIKE THIS.
In other news, a study has found that low-fat diets seem to work better than low-carb plans at keeping weight off long term. Well no shit, Sherlock.
Music of the Moment: "Fly Eagles Fly" by the Eagles Pep Band
posted by Yours Truly at 9:30 PM
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